It's almost 2015, you hamster comrades! Do you feel it? DO YOU FEEL IT?? I have decided to give you the best of my best cookies, I mean, macaroons, I mean, blog posts, okay? Best blog posts of 2014, based on that Google Analytics thingy that one of you taught me how to use (I'm a techie idiot, obviously) so I could see the curious statistics of things. Dig in, then. Oh, oh, do I hear the chink of spoons on china? The discreet groans of anticipation? 

YOU KNOW YOU WILL LOVE IT.